Anonymous: Are you on anything tonight?

methicalunicorn:

Like on top of? I’d say ontop of my neighbor… Being that he’s the apartment under me. Hahaha.

On, as in drugs? If life is a drug then you’re darn tootin.

Fuck that life shit.

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lunar-starchild:

heroin-temptation:

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

by going to a store that buys gift cards and using the cash you get back lmao

Story of my life lol

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